Is your business raising eyebrows… for all the wrong reasons?

There’s a trend that I lovingly call…

“Frankenstein Brand Syndrome" (Cue dramatic organ music... 🎶)

You know the drill: A brand identity, pieced-together with flashes of inspiration from Pinterest boards, Canva templates, and late-night Google rabbit holes.

The only problem?

When you step back and view it all together, it looks as out of place as a karaoke machine in a library.

So, instead of giving off a confident “I’m a pro!” vibe, the result ends up whispering, “I know this is kinda cringe… but I’m not sure how to fix it!” 🙈

The good news?

Your brand doesn’t have to look “patched together.” (Unless that’s your signature style - in which case, rock it!)

But if it’s NOT your signature style, I’m ditching the “mysterious creative” persona and sharing my behind-the-scenes secrets in a new series covering:

Zero-fluff branding hacks (because time is our most precious commodity).

“Why-didn’t-I-think-of-that?!” tricks to make competitors side-eye you with envy.

Real-talk pep talks for when you’re thiiiis close to rebranding for the 4th time this year (and it's only February!)

⚠️ Warning: My posts may cause spontaneous confidence, sudden client attraction, and/or the urge to high-five yourself.

Coming tomorrow:

Real-talk about one terrible piece of branding advice that could be working against you.

So, are we in this together?

Will I see you tomorrow, ready to get your brand aligned? 💪

I sure hope so. It’s gonna be a good one!

Hi! I'm Maria. An Emmy Award-winning producer turned author marketing strategist.

I use my background in television and big-brand advertising to help authors package their genius so that their online platform matches the quality of their work.

Here on the blog, I share the exact strategies and design secrets I use to help my clients stop looking like amateurs and start looking like bestsellers.

Ready to look the part? Let’s get to work.

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